{"product_id":"mde-presents-how-to-bomb-the-u-s-govt-preorder","title":"MDE Present's How to BOMB the U.S. Gov't (2nd edition preorder)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Discounts not available on this item. 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Final size TBD (still T H I C C) :-P\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Rainbow\" cover, final colors will vary. Would like to do metallic ink but that may not be possible with the intricacy of the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"\u003ePage edges gilded silver\u003c\/span\u003e (cost permitting, still waiting to hear back on this one). *** was just told by the printer that they only do page gilding in China. Our book can't be printed in China, due to \"anti-Chinese sentiment\", so we can't do gilded edges on the pages. Cucked again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte-coated page stock as opposed to un-coated, for darker blacks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigher price... you thought I'd just try to slip that one by didja? It's a huge book unfortunately... it's wicked expensive to print man, sorry. Even with the jacked-up price we're still not making what most people make on books. The economy, tanka gas, yadda yadda, you understand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat about sums it up. This will probably be the last print run for *years* so let's get those orders rolling in. It's an awesome piece and my personal favorite but running a micro-publishing company is time-consuming and we gotta keep it rolling here. Printing begins at the end of this pre-order (same as last time) so \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eplease allow 2-3 months for delivery\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u0026gt;:-O  - Sam Hyde\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOther Stuff:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4+ years in the making, yours now for an insanely low price-per-page (PPP).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePaperback, black \u0026amp; white, limited colorway (almost 4 pounds)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBy Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort, Charls \"Coors\" Carroll, et al.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by The Royal Studio in Portugal (\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/theroyalstudio.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehttp:\/\/theroyalstudio.com\/\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e------------------------------\u003cwbr\u003e------------------------------\u003cwbr\u003e----------\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/wbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e*Important Note: This Is A Preorder! 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